"There are no men afraid of their wives. There are only those who respect them."

Ip Man

Don't even dream about it.

  • Friend 1: I could take him.
  • Me: What?!
  • Friend 1: I could beat that dude.
  • Friend 2: You do know who that is right?
  • Friend 1: No, but he doesn't look like much.
  • Me and Friend 2 share a look
  • Me: That's Donnie Yen, bitch! If you even dream about fighting him he'll kick your ass!
  • Friend 2: Damn straight!