"There are no men afraid of their wives. There are only those who respect them."
Ip Man
Don't even dream about it.
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Friend 1:
I could take him.
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Me:
What?!
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Friend 1:
I could beat that dude.
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Friend 2:
You do know who that is right?
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Friend 1:
No, but he doesn't look like much.
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Me and Friend 2 share a look
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Me:
That's Donnie Yen, bitch! If you even dream about fighting him he'll kick your ass!
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Friend 2:
Damn straight!